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the human centipede cat toy

help teach your cat that you should never go ass-to-mouth by buying this “100% medically accurate” toy. for a mere $100 your cat further mutilate the human body while you sit back and laugh at just how goddamn weird humans can be.

via etsy

I WANT TO SEE THE MOVIE. i don’t care how fucked up that sounds. 

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   fuels my love for this wonderfully demented movie :)

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    Talk about rim jobs. I saw this movie in a screener. It was delish.

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    fuckyeawolves:ihavesomethingyouwant:carlovely:...So sick. Oh my god.

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    A GIFT FOR PETER AND KOSHKA, BUT THINK R!LEY WOULD LIKE THIS BETTER!

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    LAUREN - FOR JUNO

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    I WANT TO SEE THE MOVIE. i don’t care...fucked up that sounds.

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39. jenyffermaria said: MERE $100?
40. floatingparticles said: ohmygod D:
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